Frog in salad

One of Wyatt`s (many) practical jokes.

That docter, well he held up a tape recorder to my face and said, "What will be ya child`s name?". I thought of the name I wanted, Joe or Joey, or Rodney. But then I looked at my ring. I had bought it at ?Why At?, my favorite store. Thinking about the moment I said, "Why At", not Joe or Joey or Rodney. Everyone hated the name. His teachers phoned, asking why my son wrote "Why At" on his papers. So, we changed the spelling to "W-y-a-t-t". Wyatt grew up to be a pretty bad kid. That is why he had to go undercover. That explains everything!